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Every great voyage starts with the right vessel.

Ours is a tin. Aerodynamic, shiny, and it never complains. The committee evaluated carbon fibre, titanium and a second-hand submarine. The tin won on every criterion that matters: it is watertight, it stacks, and we already own four hundred of them.

The selection process

Every candidate hull faced three questions:

  • Does it keep the ocean in?
  • Does it keep the vacuum out?
  • Can the canteen open it in an emergency?

The submarine failed the third test. The tin passed all three before lunch.

Critics say a tin is small. So are we. The fit is, frankly, perfect: snug at launch, roomy in orbit, and the label doubles as a mission patch.

We choose to go in the tin not because it is easy, but because it is watertight. Mostly because it is watertight.

Translations

LanguageStateTitle
PT-PT complete Escolhemos ir na lata Edit translation
ES complete Elegimos ir en la lata Edit translation
FR complete Nous choisissons la boîte Edit translation
DE complete Wir fliegen in der Dose Edit translation