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Designing a mission patch should take an afternoon. We are on week six.

The shortlist

  • A sardine, heroic, looking left: rejected — looks like the tuna.
  • A sardine, heroic, looking right: rejected — the tuna complained anyway.
  • The tin, plain, with one star: approved unanimously, then un-approved when the star was identified as a crumb on the projector.

The committee has now reviewed forty designs and approved none of them, a record the previous patch committee held for a single afternoon.

The Commander ended the deadlock by holding up an actual tin: the label is the patch. It has always been the patch. The minutes record eleven seconds of silence, then applause.

The patch now ships on every hull, pre-applied, at zero cost. The committee remains in session about the font.

Translations

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PT-PT complete O comité do emblema da missão tem opiniões Edit translation
ES complete El comité del parche de misión tiene opiniones Edit translation
FR complete Le comité de l'écusson de mission a des opinions Edit translation
DE complete Das Missionsabzeichen-Komitee hat Meinungen Edit translation