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Ethics committee meeting number forty-two.

Agenda: everything on the menu is a colleague.

Minutes

The motion no serving anyone with a personnel file passed unanimously, though the tuna abstained, suspiciously.

Options reviewed:

  • Algae: nutritious, plentiful, terrible at conversation. Approved.
  • Plankton: approved, pending a headcount that keeps failing.
  • Bread: contested, as the seagull claims prior ownership of all bread.

Resolution: the canteen now serves algae, bravely. Morale dipped for a week, then the chef discovered paprika.

Meeting forty-three will address the new problem: the algae have unionised.

Translations

LanguageStateTitle
PT-PT complete O problema da ementa da cantina Edit translation
ES complete El problema del menú de la cantina Edit translation
FR complete Le problème du menu de la cantine Edit translation
DE complete Das Kantinen-Menü-Problem Edit translation