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We dropped four hundred cans from the cannery roof.

Three hundred and ninety-nine survived. The other one was lunch.

Method

Zero gravity is expensive, so we simulate it the traditional way: by throwing things and looking away. Each can was dropped, catalogued, and interviewed afterwards about the experience.

Findings:

  • Dents correlate with attitude, not altitude.
  • A can that survives the roof survives the re-entry paperwork.
  • Lids stay on. Morale stays in.

The review board asked whether a roof is a valid analogue for low orbit. We invited them to the roof. The question was withdrawn.

Next quarter we move to phase two: the lighthouse.

Translations

LanguageStateTitle
PT-PT complete Testes de enlatamento em gravidade zero Edit translation
ES complete Pruebas de enlatado en gravedad cero Edit translation
FR complete Essais de mise en boîte en apesanteur Edit translation
DE complete Dosen-Tests in Schwerelosigkeit Edit translation